Coffee break

[Ivana]

[Katy]

[Mick]

Economist

One day an economist died and was accidentally sent to hell. As we all know, all dogs and economists go to heaven, but in this instance old saint Peter was off his game and our economist joined all the rapists, murderers and forex traders in the underworld.
After a few weeks in hell the economist realises that it's not such a bad place after all, it's just chronically mismanaged. So he implements a plan.
Within a few months the economy in hell is booming. He has the budget in surplus which enables the devil to spend on infrastructure, and investment funds start to flow in, increasing capital expenditures throughout the entire hellish economy.
After a year or two God looks down and notices that the standard of living in hell has increased to the point that most of his angels are booking their summer vacations there. The beaches are lovely, and face it, heaven is the last place you're gonna find someone who can mix a decent cocktail.
He phones the devil to ask what's going on. Satan explains that they have employed the services of an economist to fix their economy.
God is not happy. "You know that all economists go to heaven" he yelled, "send him back immediately or we're going to sue you"
The devil just laughed and replied, "As if! Where are you gonna get your hands on a lawyer?"

[Ivana]

The Best 56 Things in Life:

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. A special glance.
5. Getting mail (from him).
6. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
7. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
8. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
9. Hot towels out of the dryer.
10. Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price.
11. Chocolate milkshake.
12. A long distance phone call.
13. A bubble bath.
14. Giggling.
15. A good conversation.
16. The beach.
17. Finding money in your coat from last time.
18. Laughing at yourself.
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you’re beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke.
24. Friends.
25. Falling in love for the first time.
26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
27. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
28. Your first kiss.
29. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
30. Playing with a new puppy.
31. Late night talks with your roommate that keep you from sleeping.
32. Having someone play with your hair.
33. Sweet dreams.
34. Hot chocolate.
35. Road trips with friends.
36. Swinging on swings.
37. Watching a good movie cuddled up on a couch with someone you love.
38. Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree while eating cookies and drinking eggnog.
39. Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid.
40. Going to a really good concert.
41. Getting butterflies in your stomach every time you see that one person.
42. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
43. Winning a really competitive game.
44. Making chocolate chip cookies!
45. Having your friends send you homemade cookies!
46. Spending time with close friends!
47. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends.
48. Holding hands with someone you care about.
49. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
50. Discovering that love is unconditional and stronger than time.
51. Riding the best roller coasters over and over.
52. Hugging the person you love.
53. Watching the expression someone’s face as they open a much-desired present from you.
54. Watching the sunrise.
55. Getting out of bed every morning and thanking God for another beautiful day.
56. Having friends you know you can cry on or talk to about your deepest problems

[Mick]

A woman proudly told her friend, "I'm responsible for making my husband a millionaire." "Well what was he before he married you?" the friend asked. "A billionaire."

[Francesco]

[Katy]

[Francesco]

[Francesco]

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